Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via orgasmic-humor)
(Source: neversayneverandneverlosehope, via pocket-full-of-my-dreams)
(Source: likes-boys, via happinessishardtofind)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via e-voidsyou)
(Source: daintywings, via e-voidsyou)
It’s happened to all if us
(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via pocket-full-of-my-dreams)
listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along
(via jenelly-belly)
(Source: f-o-t-o-b-l-o-g, via sassprincess)
“you’re chubby”
i know and i’m cute as frick
[devours entire burger in front of you]
(via byesykes)
